Design a life you love and get your sh*t together with this f*cking planner!

Take charge of your life and become the organized bitch you’ve always dreamed of being with this 2027 swear organizer! Packed with hilarious motivation, badass affirmations, and tons of sarcastic stickers, this purse-size engagement calendar will help you keep track of all of your important events and appointments, including “payday, bitches,” “another sh*tty meeting,” “someone’s f*cking birthday,” and more. Get f*cking empowered this year or give as the perfect funny and inspirational gift to the women in your life!
17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUGUST 2026 – DECEMBER 2027)

• Four planner sticker sheets with over 350 empowering and practical swear word journal stickers for adults
• 6″ x 8″ planner with durable hardcover and double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writing
• Elastic band closure
• Environmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paper
• Monthly and weekly spreads with ample writing space and “sh*t to do” lists
• Bold and beautifully designed floral pages
• Notes pages
• Monthly goals pages
• Holidays and observances
• Year at a glance